We woke up at the crack of dawn to get to church by 8 am for the first of two back to back services led by the youth of the congregation.
A couple weeks ago the boys were asked to perform a Mozart duet as the closing voluntary. Those two short weeks felt like an eternity in hell, during which time I was roasting on a spit in slooooooow motion.
Just learn one page! I exhorted as they sturmed und dranged over the impossibility of pulling it together at such short notice. You can play the first page twice!
Please don’t be mean to your brother! I begged my older son, who becomes a complete tyrant when it comes to music.
You’re getting there! Just keep practicing!!! I nagged for two weeks straight.
Hey, Olympic committee! I totally deserve a gold medal for my performance of a lifetime! And a trip to Disney World. By myself.
And then the church sprung the torture known as “Rite 13” on me. I have now been subjected to this particular agony three times…Thank God it’s the last one I’ll ever have to endure.
This girl laughed in my face during the whole ceremony as tears leaked out of my eyes, and I guess that was a blessing, because it probably saved me from the ugly crying that would have disgraced us all…
It’s a wrap. I’m going to bed!