My daughter got into a brawl this weekend…with a metal pole in our basement:

 Ouch.

She recovered her aplomb to play the role of Mary in an Epiphany skit in Sunday School:

The wise men brought gifts. (Wise men always bring gifts).

 Nothing like a little gold, frankincense and myrrh to perk a girl up.

Jesus was pretty happy with his haul too:

But when the last gift was presented, my daughter held it up and asked hopefully, “Is this one platinum?”