In the car the other day my boys were talking about how much fun it was to see their dad and his brother together. My fourteen-year-old, who was recently able to spend time in England with both of them, reported on the visit and one cherished moment in particular that he obviously considered to be a personal triumph. He had managed to crack them both up by showing them a video he had discovered of Mr. Methane, a professional flatulist, performing on Britain’s Got Talent.
Oh, you didn’t know there was such a thing as a flatulist? Me neither, until this past weekend.
For your edification and viewing pleasure:
“You should have seen them!” he reported with a huge smile as he recalled the moment, “They were laughing so hard!”
“Yeah,” his brother said with affection, “They always laugh so hard when they’re together. We should be like that when we’re older!”
The fourteen-year-old spun out this thought to its natural conclusion: “We will! We’ll live together in an old folks’ home and we’ll mess with all the other people who live there or come to visit us. We’ll cheat at bingo! And we’ll say things like, In my day, Sonny, men used tampons!” He chortled with glee at the thought of it.
“And we’ll motor around in souped up hoverounds!” his brother added, caught up in the spirit.
“What the heck is a hoveround?!” I called to them from the driver’s seat.
“They’re like motorized shopping carts you use instead of a wheelchair? You always see commercials for them on TV.”
I, personally, have never once seen a commercial for such a thing, or even heard of a hoveround. Is this what comes of binge-watching the History Channel when we spend weekends at Grandma and Grandpa’s house?
“And T (their sister) will live in a house nearby our old folks’ home and will take care of us!” my fourteen-year-old continued, “And when her grandchildren come to visit her, they’ll ask her to tell them funny stories about us…”
I love that they envision a future for themselves full of pranks, laughter, and good stories. I love the fact that they can’t imagine their lives without each other. I’d love nothing better than for their cherished dream to come true!